Do you like wearing both admin and programmer hats? Do you enjoy solving annoying technical problems? Do you find databases sexy? Do you like to roll up your sleeves and DO stuff? Do you like the idea of working your ass off to help other people procrastinate instead of doing their jobs?
If the answer to all of these questions is "yes," maybe you should join the U.S. Army...or Team Spank.
Key Responsibilities:
+ Continuity - 24 x 7.
+ Database - speed and scale, clustering, backup.
+ Email server
+ Security
+ Oh yeah... and all the code on the site.
Key Skills:
+ Apache and Linux
+ MySQL, including clustering
+ PHP, Perl, and Javascript
Note: you will be an admin and programmer. This is not a "management" position - we don't have any of that crap. But as Linkspank grows we will equip you with an army of robot slaves.
Location:
Cambridge, MA
Start date:
January 2008 (tentative)
Compensation:
TBD
Sponsor Representative
Are you charming and intelligent? Do you like money? Do you know people, and people who know people? If so, you might have a destiny as a Linkspank Sponsor Rep.
Every Sponsor Rep is unique, like a golden snowflake that brings riches to Linkspank. You might have experience in sales, guerilla marketing, corporate marketing, recruiting, a specific industry, the music or entertainment industries, or the sporting world.
You'll be trained in Linkspank's Advantage SponsorTM program and sent out into the world to bring home the bacon.
Responsibilities:
+ Identify and approach potential contest sponsors
+ Set up and attend Advantage: SponsorTM informational meetings
Requirements:
+ Extremely intense honesty and integrity
+ Love of money
+ Independence
+ Great listening skills
+ Sass
+ Pluck
Bonus Qualifications:
+ Experience in sales, advertising, consulting, or marketing
+ A big personal social network
+ Connection to the local scene
Enter email addresses, Linkspank usernames, or real names to find a spanker. You can enter more than one separated by commas.
Paste Emails to your Address Book
Paste emails, separated by commas, and hit continue. You'll see if any of those contacts are on the Spank, and you can add them to your Address Book.
Invite Friends to the Spank
Find Friends on the Spank
You can import addresses from your webmail and we'll show you which of your contacts have Joined the Spank.
Add Contacts to your Linkspank Address Book
To Spank your friends, you need to get them in your Address Book. It takes less time than composing a group email, and you will reap the magnificent benefits for your entire life.
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